The celebrity set seem to love to be hopitalized for “exhaustion.” Now, I’m no dummy. I’m fully aware that “exhaustion” is code word for drug, alcohol, or insert-other-vice addiction. But in the case that exhaustion is really exhaustion, I would like to know if Kaiser covers exhaustion in my private health plan. I’m tired, really tired. I would love the chance to lay in a craft-o-matic adjustable bed, watch television, read, and be served meals (even crappy ones) without having to change diapers, clean the house, or tend to anyone’s needs. I want a break from work, the kids, and responsibility. I don’t have deep pockets, a personal assistant, nannies, housekeeper, or entrouge to make my life easier. Celebrities have it so much easier than moms like me, so I MUST be more more exhausted than they could ever be.
My name is Lisa and I suffer from exhaustion–the real kind. Contact my publicist for details.